My dear children,
You may have lived on earth for only 50 or 80 years, but because you did not say a particular prayer, I'm going to allow you to be deep fried for NEVER-ENDING billions and trillions of years.
Love,
The god of Arminianism
PS: My mercy is everlasting though (whatever the hell that means)!
You may have lived on earth for only 50 or 80 years, but because you did not say a particular prayer, I'm going to allow you to be deep fried for NEVER-ENDING billions and trillions of years.
Love,
The god of Arminianism
PS: My mercy is everlasting though (whatever the hell that means)!
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Dear "non-chosen" ones,
It sucks to be you.
Love,
The god of Calvinism
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It sucks to be you.
Love,
The god of Calvinism
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